My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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