Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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