Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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