I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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