Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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