Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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