I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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