his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Randomize
