you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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