Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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