doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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