The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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