check it out our google latitudes are spooning
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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