I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Randomize
