i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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