i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
