I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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