Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
