I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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