it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He better not be in your backpack
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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