i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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