season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
You need a sexual gate keeper
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Randomize
