Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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