there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I had to cum in my sink.
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