She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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