It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
