): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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