genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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