you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
my shit smells like andre
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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