I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Randomize
