I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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