In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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