Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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