I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I am naked and annoyed.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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