If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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