Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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