After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
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