Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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