I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
