I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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