Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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