Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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