Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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