Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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