I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
