Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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