But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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