How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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