hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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