we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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